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And then Came the Cleanse
Hot pot. It’s one of the best things a person could ever eat in China. A giant pot of soup broth, and whatever ingredients you want to throw in. It’s a great way to spend time with friends, family, or coworkers. Every time I wanted to celebrate something in my life, we went to hot pot.
One day, I was out with one of my best friends eating hot pot. Not thinking much of it, I ordered some cokes, and drank them. We finished, paid the bill, then went home.
She didn’t have to go to the subway, but I did. The subway ride was no problem. I got on, then got off. Then, I had to walk home for another fifteen minutes.
After that third step, my stomach clenched, and my body stiffened. I knew this pain all too well. It wasn’t any old stomach pain. It was the kind of stomach pain that if I didn’t find a bathroom in the next ten minutes, I was going to embarrass myself.
It was the beginning of The Cleanse.
Here was the situation. It took fifteen minutes to walk from the subway to my house. If I ran, that would end in a mess. But ten minutes was all I had. There weren’t any rickshaws around to drive me home either. The…
